Ha! Someone’s logic needs tuning… Not having online friends can be a good thing! – real friends are much better – even if they aren’t in the 1000’s.
I wonder which is worse: that they go out of their way to point out you have no friends, or that they store your password in clear text.
Facebook claims: “Gervase has 201 friends.”
I don’t pity you just yet ;-)
Ah, none of your friends have demonstrated that they are gullible enough to sign up for the pointless service being advertised. Consider yourself fortunate to have such sensible friends.