What would you do if you were sitting on a beach in Fiji? Sunbathe? Go for a swim? Climb a coconut tree? Order a cocktail?
If you are Taras Glek, the answer appears to be “read the ld info page a few times” in order to choose the right linker options to make Firefox start up 0.2 seconds faster.
Now that’s dedication…
No offense to Taras, but that’s far beyond dedication, and into the realms of insanity. Sitting on a beach on a tropical island, and nothing better to do than get the laptop out and browse linker documentation?